January 2012
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fucking love my friends but SHIT.
goodness gracious.
so um hi guys I got hacked
hahahahhhaahahahaha
i wish i was a butterfly, they are so free and graceful and colorful. TAKE ME AWAYYYYYY
i wonder what my pee will look like if i drink smurf blood
I LOVE TO POOP
OH HOW I LOVE TO SHAVE MY BUTT HAIR!
jarrett, where are you when I need you?!?!?!
midnight kiss my ass… :(
- Me: I love you.
- Champagne: ...
- Me: Shh, you don't have to speak.
a little buzzed.
December 2011
When I die:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “Tyler has lost the ability to even. He led an A+ life, changed everything, and was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
THIS. OMG
boys of louisville who aren't creepy: WHERE ARE YOU.
jesus.
amber is overrrrrrrrrr
yayyy party time :D