tedessco:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

I make everyone I know do this.

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

I hate everyone

It’s fucking hot all the fucking time and this stupid fan is broken and I can’t breathe correctly and I keep coughing and I just don’t feel good overall and I can’t seem to catch a fuckin break because I have to work all day tomorrow and of course the two days I get off are only because I’m miserable I hate life

I’m drinking water like a mad woman and I still can’t seem to feel better why won’t you all listen to me

yo ok in all seriousness it is so fuckin hard to breathe with all this mucus in my sinuses I can’t do this rn I’m getting tired just from breathing

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time