When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)


When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

Bon Voyage and good riddance.

I was sick of being judged by you anyway. 

thank goodness my relationship hasn’t suffered anymore because of you.