When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

Bon Voyage and good riddance.

I was sick of being judged by you anyway. 

thank goodness my relationship hasn’t suffered anymore because of you.